No Idea What I'm Doing Here

A friend advised me that all aspiring writers should have a web presence, and therefore a blog. So she very kindly set this one up for me.
And, wouldn't you know, I now have another bloody blank page staring at me, taunting me to fill it with interesting words. Just what every writer needs, really. Especially one suffering from viral writer's block, as I seem to be at the moment.
Oh well, I'm sure I'll come back and post something stupid when I've a had a few (medicinal) wines.